zombieinmybutt:

wizcoylifa:

what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns

how high are you

(Source: allenfuckingbishopman)

vondell-swain:

“sharpie” sounds like it could be british slang for “knife”

it’s just adorable enough

kingcheddarxvii:

Imagine having a perfect internet connection as a superpower

Everywhere you go you have perfect wi-fi and you can extend the power to give others a good signal, too